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Okay, thank you. God bless you. I just want you to know, .despite everything you see, Andrew is not from money. Oh, no, no. He’s not from money. I.I’m not.I’m not. I know you might think he’s a rich guy, .but he’s not. We’re from nothing. My father was broke. We’re not rich people. We’re humble people. Okay. You understand? Yes. Come here. Yeah. Oh. (CHUCKLES) Oh! I’m gonna have to get out the hose. .and spray him. Next up, my personal favorite. I just saw one. There. Now, don’t make it obvious. Right there. That is your Lincoln Continental pussy. Beautiful. Just.it’s just right. You know what I mean? Like Goldilocks just right. It’s not too fancy, it’s not too plain. It just. it’s just comfortable. It just.it just fits. No, no, it’s like an old pair of slippers. .except instead of your foot, you put your cock in it. Am I wrong? You have a daughter, right? Yeah, Sophie. She’s wonderful. I can’t wait for you to meet her. And who’s the father again? Um, uh, John, .my.my ex-partner at Urban Angler. And you two never married? Um, no. No. If I had had a baby out of wedlock, .my father would have taken me out back and shot me. (ALL CHUCKLING) I’m not kidding, he would’ve shot me. No, no, stay with me. .and hold all questions till the end. Okay. Right there, you see that? Ugh. There it.read it and weep. It’s your Mercedes-Benz pussy. Right? Look at it. I mean, it’s beautiful. It’s just a feat of vaginal engineering. No, it handles just great. It’s sleek, it’s tight, .it looks good, it feels good, it smells good. But. a lot of upkeep. Yeah? Payments are murder and you gotta wax it, you gotta polish it, .you gotta. talk to it, ou gotta listen to it, eh? And, most importantly, .you gotta remain ever vigilant. .that nobody jacks it, right? You don’t have to worry about that ’cause you’ll never get near anything like that. So don’t worry about it. INVESTIGATOR: Is it fair to say. .that as a result of all of these lies, .you got rich? Well, I didn’t get paid per lie, ma’am. As a product of the fraud that was Madoff Securities, .you got rich, correct? Yeah, that’s correct, yeah. You built, as you described, .a lavish home in Bridgewater, New Jersey, correct? Well, define “lavish.” Sure. Uh, how many bedrooms did it have? Five. How many bathrooms? Seven. How many acres? Seven. Did it have a swimming pool? Yes, it did. Did it have a tennis court? It did not. Did it have a pond? Yes, it did. So would you consider. .seven acres, seven bathrooms, .five bedrooms, a swimming pool, .a pond, a lavish home? I guess I might. d Reaching out d d Touching me d d Touching you d d Sweet Caroline d d Bah, bah, bah d d Good times d d never seemed so good d d So good, so good d d so good d d I’ve been inclined d d Bah, bah, bah d d To believe d d they never would d d Oh, no, no. d Whoo! (CHATTER) (STEPHANIE CHUCKLES) Come here. d Sweet Caroline d d Bah, bah, bah d d Good times d d never seemed so good d d So good, so good d d so good d d I’ve been inclined d d Sweet Caroline d d Bah, bah, bah. d (NEW SONG PLAYS) (CHATTER) Hey, by the way, you know Stephanie and I went last weekend.